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Calculator Tells You How Many Poops You’ll Have to Produce to Use Up Your Coronavirus Toilet Paper stock

Nicola Elliott|
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By David Saunders | UPDATED: 11:28, 24 March 2020

The Poop Tool has been created to show people how much s**t they’ll have to produce to use up their Coronavirus (COVID-19) toilet paper stock.

In light of the unprecedented Covid-19 situation, the global outbreak has led to uncontrolled panic buying, especially when it comes to the toilet paper.

The main purpose of this tool is to help people realise that they have way more toilet paper than they actually need to survive the quarantine.

The calculator has 3 main features:

  1. Status is given to you based on your current toilet paper stock

  2. Estimated kilograms of poop that has to be produced to use up your current stock of toilet paper

  3. The number of days you will last with your current stock

The calculator features intuitive sliders, visual aids and real-time results.

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About the Author: Nicola Elliott

Nicola has been a therapist for over 18 years and has always had a keen interest in health and fitness, she has worked in many different areas of health over the years which led her into Nutrition and Colon Hydrotherapy. It became apparent very early on that Nutrition was one of the main areas which most people needed guidance with in order to reach their health goals and Nicola found that advanced nutrition knowledge was essential in helping others reach their goals successfully. Nicola then went on to study further and complete Bsc (hons) Human Nutrition.

Nicola found that her main interests were in Metabolism, Disease and prevention. The main area of interest was the digestive system and large colon in relation to Nutrition and lifestyle factors which can help to prevent disease and therapeutically help those with health related problems.

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