Ministry of Sound, the South London institution better known for basslines than burpees, is limbering up for its boldest transformation yet.
This summer, the iconic nightclub swaps shots of tequila for sled pushes as it launches Ministry of Sound Games—a full-throttle fitness rave that promises to leave your quads quaking and your soul buzzing.
Blending 35 years of hedonistic heritage with a sweat-slicked nod to today’s wellness craze, the Ministry is going from party palace to high-intensity playground. And in typical MoS fashion, it’s doing it loud, proud, and with more style than a Peloton instructor on payday.
Clubland Meets CrossFit
Forget sterile gyms and grunting bros. This is exercise reimagined—programmed by Nike Global Trainer Courtney Fearon, who describes the new experience as:
“This isn’t your average workout. It’s a high-energy, experience-first fitness occasion set in a nightclub. Whether you’re ready to go all out or just want to vibe through, the session flexes with your energy. We’re bringing the moves to the dance floor.”
Indeed, the Ministry of Sound Games isn’t about punishment; it’s about participation—with a touch of performance. Held in 50-minute waves across three high-octane zones, the event welcomes teams of 10 to compete in a sensory workout smorgasbord:
- Functional strength training (think kettlebells, barbell lifts, sled pushes)
- Explosive cardio (burpees, SkiErgs, and assault bikes for that lung-imploding buzz)
- Team-based drills with live coaches and soundtracked sweat sessions
- Progress-tracked performance, prizes, giveaways, and—yes—goodie bags
All this with DJs blaring House, Garage and Bass into your bloodstream. Picture your average Saturday night out, but with muscle soreness in the morning that feels… earned.
Beyond the Burn
But this isn’t just a workout. Ministry of Sound Games has thought of the whole journey. From the pre-glam to the post-sweat, it’s a curated 360 experience.
You can get your hair braided with the Ruuby App, fuel up on Nocco’s BCAA beverages, and recover like a pro with StretchLab’s restorative wizardry. There’s even a post-workout ice plunge, presumably for the brave or mildly masochistic.
And if you think it ends with your final rep, think again.
The Afterburner Party
Your ticket doesn’t just buy you entry to the Games. It gets you into the official Ministry of Sound day party—the Jungle Cakes Yard Party, rolling from 2 PM to 10 PM in the courtyard.
Expect heavyweight sets from Ed Solo & Deekline, Benny Page, and Serial Killaz, while you rehydrate the way nature intended—with frozen cocktails and street food.
Because when Ministry of Sound does fitness, it doesn’t forget the fun.
Who’s It For?
Simple: everyone. Whether you’re a HIIT-head, a social butterfly with gym anxiety, or someone who just wants an excuse to wear neon again, Ministry of Sound Games is designed to meet you where you’re at. Solo tickets start at £65, with options for pairs and squads of 10. In other words, roll deep.
First Event: July 5
Dust off your trainers. Lace up. And leave your inhibitions at the cloakroom, because this summer, Ministry of Sound isn’t just about the rave. It is the workout.
